Oh yeah...I forgot to mention this.

So I mentioned a time or two (sorry, too lazy to link to old posts) how much my school laptop sucks.  Well...guess what?  I bought a new one!  I decided to try a MacBook.  I figured I can't hate it anymore than I have hated my PC laptops.

I would like to introduce everyone to G. (the nickname for my MacBook)!

Jim Gaffigan: Knows the Future

Did you watch Jim Gaffigan's new special last night?  No? Then you just need to move away from this blog.

So...

About a year ago, Jim Gaffigan was doing a show in a nearby city.  Me and 3 friends made the journey down to go see him.  One of his jokes (that he also used in the special last night) was about Waffle House...and how sometimes a letter is out in the sign.  And occasionally that letter is the 'W'...and then it says "affle (awful) House."

On the way back, as we exited the highway there was a Waffle House.  But the lighted sign said "affle House."

The man knows things...

King Baby

Tonight, at 9pm AND 10pm (EST), Jim Gaffigan will debut his new comedy special "King Baby" on Comedy Central.

You should watch, you know you want to... 

I know I will be!

I should be peeing my (smaller) pants with glee

I'm a woman.  Boobs, ovaries, fallopian tubes, hoo-hoo.  Certain things should come naturally to me.  Like being excited about losing weight.  I am by no means thin.  I am not morbidly obese either.  I could stand to lose some weight but I'm not knocking on death's door.

Recently I have been losing some weight, not so much due to effort to lose weight but more so just stressing about life and having no appetite half the time.  Which actually, is surprising since I normally go the other way when I am stressed.  Normally I stuff my face silly (and thus gain weight) when I am stressed.   I don't know why I have no appetite this time around.

But I am losing weight.

My bra cups are getting a wee bit too roomy. (oh boobs, why are you always the first to go?)

My pants are extra droopy. (which, who doesn't find jeans that give a girl a nice butt droop extra sexy?)

I bought a smaller pair of jeans and they do not fit like a sausage casing. (because I am a fan of both breathing and proper circulation)

My watch just now dangles on my wrist. (which I just paid $$$ not to long ago to get the watch resized and new batteries and crap)

My cheekbones are sticking out more.

My collarbone is starting to be visible.

My back mini-roll is extra mini.

I should be jumping with glee.  I mean, don't get me wrong...I am happy to be losing the weight.  I am just not over excited...especially since now I need to go buy new bras (and pants and shirts).  Even the cheap bras aren't that cheap.  And even though the ladies have shrunk some...they are still large enough to get into trouble without proper restraint.  I don't know how much weight I have lost...because I have NO idea how much I weigh.  Now I just need to start going to the gym regularly so I can get some muscle.  Because...being a girl...I also want to have inner thighs that could crush a walnut.

What? Most girls don't want that?

My Life In Music

Ok, I stole this from Little Miss V.  You pick one artist and use song titles to answer the questions below.  I am gonna pick Incubus, because I think it will give me the largest song title collection out of CDs I own.  That and I like Incubus.

1. Are you male or female? Southern Girl
2. Describe yourself: Stellar
3. How do you feel about yourself? Idiot Box
4. Describe your ex boyfriend/girlfriend: Just a Phase
5. Describe your current boy/girl situation: I Miss You
6. Describe your current location: Sick Sad Little World
7. Describe where you want to be: Nowhere Fast
8. Your best friend is: Nice to Know You
9. Your favorite color is: A Certain Shade of Green
10. You know that: When it Comes
11. What's the weather like? The Warmth
12. If your life was a television show, what would it be called? Talk Shows on Mute
13. What is life to you? Circles
14. What is the best advice you have to give? Make Yourself
15. If you could change your name, what would you change it to? Anna Molly

This makes me feel sad...

The economy sucks. Unemployment is high.

I read an article that was discussing how many people who have been collecting unemployment didn't realize that the checks they get are taxable...but that the taxes haven't been taken out yet.

The story focused on a guy who received a weekly $514 unemployment check. Which means he is getting $2,056 a month (pre-tax) from unemployment.

Sadly, his monthly unemployment is higher than my monthly income.

Yipee!

I was do excited today and strolled into Old Navy. They have their summer stuff out...including dresses. And how excited was I that they continued a dress that they had LAST summer that I absolutely adore! So I bought it is a nice solid blue. It only cost $20. It needs to get warm and stay warm!

I hope tonight will be fun as well. Start (kinda) and end today on a good note!

My 100th Post

Woo?

I feel that this should be some exciting post. It's not.

Right now, in this moment, I just don't care. At all. I am in a foul mood for no real good reason. Just because. Ok, my hormones might be influencing my bad mood a little, but no real reason to be in a bad mood.

I just don't care. School? Meh. Home? Meh. Everything? Meh. Meh meh meh.

Once I get out of this foul mood, I do have several posts I am working on. About various things. I hope to get back to posting a big more regularly. But we'll see.