Friday, October 17, 2008

Five-fer Friday(ish)

Yes, the Five-fers here at I am kayak, hear me roar are going to be lame for some time. At least for the next couple of weeks when I have thing after thing popping up with school. Well, that will be my excuse.

So here is more randomness for this week's Five-fer
  1. I am glad the presidential debates are over. They tend to just get me all riled up, so that when I need to go to sleep, I can't sleep because my brain is working in overdrive. I like sleep. I need sleep.
  2. I don't know how much of a problem this is for other people, but this seems to be a big issue for my lab. The lab I am in is spread between 4 different rooms (in addition to common/shared equipment in other rooms). Generally, when you are doing something you will inevitably need to go back and forth between the rooms. A little annoying, but it is what it is. However, my advisor, lab tech and myself are all prone to walking in a room, stopping and then looking around in confusion. Why? Because we forgot why we came into that room. In the 5 or so seconds it takes us to walk between rooms we forgot why we came in there. This happened to me in front of my boss yesterday morning. I had got into work, put down my stuff at my desk and went into one of our labs to make some buffer. I walked into the room and just stopped. My advisor looks at me. It took me a couple of seconds to remember why I came into that room. My advisor goes "I recognize that look..." **after I wrote this (Thursday morning) I did it again later in the day. Again in front of my boss. And he said "you're worse than I am...and I am old!"
  3. I sometimes get bored of CDs and will listen to the radio. But I have major radio station issues to the point I am switching through the stations pretty much between every song. Sometimes nothing is on my pre-programmed stations that I like. Sometimes I only have meh choices. Sometimes I find myself debating which crappy song I rather listen to. Yesterday it was a choice between some suck-ass Nickelback song (FYI...I HATE Nickelback) and that "who let the dogs out" song. It was really a tough choice. I finally decided on "who let the dogs out." Why? I rationalize I would like that song...if I was 6. I will never like Nickelback.
  4. I have been glad they've been doing the Thursday night SNL thingy (although, I would just rather get to watch 30 Rock...) I need some laugh time after having to deal with all this politics (see #1). And really, I do like the "weekend update" segments. It's the right combination of sarcasm/snark that makes me feel all warm inside.
  5. I finally found a wine I like. My thing with wine, I can taste it and know if I like it or not...but I really don't know what about it I like. So it's not like I can just walk into a wine section, see some new wine and have a good feeling if I'll like it or not based on its description alone. But I know I found one I like when while I was cooking dinner last night I suddenly remembered that I HAVE GOOD WINE IN THE FRIDGE! Woo! Then I drank a glass. Or two.

Monday, October 13, 2008

WOOOO!!!!!

Eons ago, back when I had my MySpace blog, I was on Purse Quest 2008 (or did it even go back to 2007? I don't know). Anywho.

So I wanted a "big girl" purse. I have several purses, but most of the ones I use daily are cheapie (ie--cost me $10 at Target) cotton sacks essentially that I can just throw all my crap into. And if I feel I need to have a different color cotton sack, I can dump the contents from one into another pretty seamlessly.

Don't get me wrong, I have some really uber cute purses. They are typically on the smaller side.

So in Purse Quest 2008(7?), I wanted a big, fantastic purse. I had some vague qualities I wanted in it: big, bright color (no neutrals), somewhat structured. As for specifics I need to see stuff. I typically don't like shiny bags. Or like the croc-textured bags. Or when they have too many metal embellishments or pockets and such on them. Or if they are not structured enough. The specific things I just have to see to know if I like it or not.

I had found a purse at Banana Republic that I liked. I had went in to buy it one day and the only purse they had was the display one. I wanted one that people couldn't get their grubby little hands all over. The sales girl understood and said to just check back because they got shipments pretty regularly and they never knew what would be in the shipments. I checked back many times and they never had it.

I finally broke down and decided to order it online....and the purse was no longer available online! Thus ended that purse quest. With no new purse.

I had still been looking at purses but nothing really caught my eye. Until Saturday.

I felt like shopping. I went to the mall and browsed around. I'm not even sure which department store I was in....but there it was....THE PURSE!

I went over to it. It's a gorgeous teal color. I picked it up. I put it on my shoulder. Lovely. I looked at it. I stroked it (perhaps with a little bit of the Lord of the Rings character (was it Golum?) that says in that creepy voice "my precious..."). It was perfect. I checked out the interior. A good number of pockets for stuff. I looked at the price tag. I about crapped my pants.

I put it back on the shelf, pouted and walked away.

I have been thinking about that purse ever since. I want that purse. It's more expensive than I would like it to be (and really, I'm not gonna share how expensive it is...let's just say it's more than $100, less than my rent). I rationalize that is what I've been looking for. I rationalize I can buy it for an early graduation gift. Or a late birthday gift. Or an early Christmas gift. Or...a damn-it-I-just-really-want-that-purse gift.

I think I am going to buy it. I need to visit it a couple more times...and ask a salesperson if there is one hidden away that people can't put their grubby little hands on.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Five-fer Friday

Pfffft. Friday. I normally LOVE Friday. Friday is great! Friday used to mean Dateline. Why no Dateline? I liked my Friday routine. Go to school.....get my ass handed to me in my double-whammy gym classes (2 hours of a slightly crazy instructor, seriously, she tends to cackle with glee when we give her evil looks)....watch Dateline! Now it's go to school...get my ass handed to me in my double-whammy gym classes...pout at my tv.

This time of the year is always uber crazy. Especially October. What is it about you October? Why are you my insane month?!? I am extra glad me (and my data...) decided to just push graduating to the spring instead of trying to graduate this fall.

Anywho, you guys want a list? Well, this Five-fer is a list of the "fun" work I get to do this weekend.
  1. Finish an abstract for a conference. It's in Santa Fe! It looks like it will be a good conference. Plus, I need to go to a conference (for my career, really). I hate writing conference abstracts...it's like "uh...here is what I think my data will be like in 4 months, thanks." But the deadline is Wednesday. I started writing it yesterday (Thursday). I gave a draft to my advisor this morning, who will critique it, I'll rewrite it over the weekend and hopefully only need minor polishing between Mon-Wed.
  2. Make data slides for my boss. He has a talk in a couple of weeks. He wants my data. In a nice, ready-to-slap-into-his-PowerPoint-presentation way. So I basically get to make the slides, he'll just change the background to whatever he wants.
  3. Finish my lecture. My lecture is fast approaching. It's in less than 3 weeks. Yikes. What happened to me having like 2 months?
  4. Induce my rat bastard cells. So, for the research I am in, I use some weird labeling schemes. So for science people, I feed my bacteria specially labeled metabolites. Expensive, specially labeled metabolites. So that my protein will be expensive and specially labeled. The growth I am working on is worth over $1000 (which is more than half of my monthly income). I have to be careful. I can't screw it up. Which means I might have to come in the wee hours sometime over the weekend to squirt in a little bit of stuff and switch the temperature it is at. If it is playing nice it will do this during my normal waking hours. But it often doesn't play nice. The last time I just had to be here at midnight. Another time it was 11am. Another time is was 5pm. Another time it was 3am. When will it be this time?!?
  5. Read a bunch of papers so that I can make all these weird, crazy stuff (charged gels to stick in a magnet! balls of lipid to stick in a magnet!) to run more experiments.

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

Free Rice

A friend sent me a link to this website ages ago, when I was in a fit of boredom. It was something to do (that also helps you learn!) with a good cause.


Today marks the year anniversary of Free Rice. It started as answering a multiple choice vocab question. Get it right, Free Rice donates 20 grains of rice through the UN World Food Program. They have expanded to include other subjects besides the vocabulary (including: art, chemistry, English (vocab and grammar), geography, language learning and math).


20 grains of rice doesn't seem like much, but let's put it in some perspective. I timed myself for 1 minute. I answered 31 questions correctly (had several wrong ones too, heh). That means I donated 620 grains of rice. That is ~13 grams of rice--in one minute. (Per their FAQ section). On average, WFP provides 400 grams of rice/per person/per day. Imagine if I played 5 minutes a day--that would be about 65 grams of rice. Imagine if me and my 10 closest friends all played 5 minutes a day (and got similar numbers of questions right)--that would be ~650 grams of rice. That is more than the average amount of rice for one person for one day...by 10 people in 5 minutes.


So when you have a little downtime today, head on over to Free Rice and play whatever subject suits your fancy**. Just 5 minutes. See if you learn anything. See how much rice you donated.


http://www.freerice.com/

**Also, before you start playing, go to the options page and set it up so it remembers the total amount of rice you donate on a specific computer. That way, when you come back at different times and different days, it keeps track of the total amount of rice you have donated.

Sunday, October 5, 2008

You can call me the manatee!

So, last night I met this guy. We'll call him "the manatee." (If he ever randomly found this blog and put two and two together, he would know it was him). Anywho.

I know he's single. From overhearing a conversation with someone else (the person who probably brought him along that he knew in college). Just by chance we happened to be sitting next to each other for a couple of hours (while watching FSU squeak out a win over (f)UM....seriously, FSU owned the first half...the decided to let (f)UM score 36 freakin' points in the second half....but whatever...FSU won, all is right in the world for now).

So, back to "the manatee." So we chatted a little bit (this lady blatantly introduced us to each other when he came to sit down next to me). As the game wore on he was easy to talk to. We were able to laugh and joke about things. (if only I could have not mentioned so many mom stories...seriously...I kept telling my brain "quit mentioning mom" and then I'd be like "that reminds me of..." and into another mom story...at least my mom tends to be entertaining).

Anywho, so I don't know if there was anything on his side. He's definitely cute and I'd like to get to know him more. I don't know if he just felt I was uber awesome to talk to (I mean, 'cause I am awesome)...or uber awesome to get to know *nudge nudge wink wink* I did have a little cleavage showing, so that couldn't hurt, right?

I can just never tell with boys. We'll see.

Saturday, October 4, 2008

Post-wedding Bridezilla

A while back I read this entry on a blog I frequent. It's a food blog and the blog writer generally shares some little story before getting into her recipe (with fantastic food pictures!). I love her stories because I agree with many many things that she says. I am so picking up what she's putting down.

In this particular post, she talks about what she terms a "life sucker." To quote from her blog:
"I have a friend who is what I call a life sucker. Do you have one of these? You
know the kind of person who would complain, even if they won the lottery.
Nothing is ever good in their life (even when it totally is). The person that
when you get done talking to them you feel like you need a nap because they
sucked the very life out of you with their negativity. ... When I was trying to point out the good things in her life to her last time we talked she said to me, “of course it is easy for you, you have a happy life”. "

As soon as I read that, someone immediately came to mind. I too have a friend who is a life sucker. I tried to share my rant about my frustrating flying experience, but she wouldn't listen. She had to tell me about all the woes in her life. I feel anytime I try to tell this person something (good or bad) about my life, she needs to tell me how hard and trying her life is (even if it means cutting me off mid-sentence). She says some of the most ridiculous things. She whines for something, and if it is not exactly what she wants, she whines about it being not what she wanted. Then if you try to fix it to what she wants, she takes the road of "martyr" and say "no...it's ok..." Big thing, little thing, her life is nothing by one big woe. Even when she has had something trying (something to actually legitimately bemoan) that turned out to be a false alarm--she still laments about it. STILL. Because it could have been something bad. And bad things only happen to her. Or, if she will admit bad things happen to everyone, it's 10 times worse for her than everyone else.

It's such a constant thing that I have stopped hanging out with her socially. I will see her if we are in the same place, but I won't make any effort to specifically see her.

While I was visiting my parents last weekend, I made my parents watch Bridezillas (hey, I don't have cable so when I am visiting my parents is when I get to watch all the stupid trashy cable shows!). As I was watching this one episode, I was like "oh my word..." And my mom asked me what I was muttering about. I told her that the girl who is a life sucker--is a post-wedding bridezilla. She was fine during her wedding stuff, but now, watch out. I can understand women getting a bit of the bridezilla close to the wedding, because there is alot of planning and stressing and worrying about it--but that's supposed to be done after the wedding is over, right? Because all that planning and stressing and worrying is over. She has the same attitude as those ladies on the bridezilla show, but instead of things being centered around her wedding, it's just about her life.

She does have little glimmers of being normal and not so self-absorbed, but they are few and far between. At least I know that eventually I will move away and not have to see her ever again. I know that is kinda harsh...but..that's life.

Friday, October 3, 2008

Fiver-fer Friday? What's this you speak of?

I have no idea what this Five-fer thing is...

On to randomness!

First--I would like to thank Chris from American Airlines for the comment. It is helpful (and comforting) to know that the airlines want to give the announcement, but that it doesn't always happen. I know there is alot of not good things with the FAA...but I thought they were in the process of updating all that old equipment! I don't know if I mentioned this in the blog, but some of the lack of info (like in my arrival into Charlotte Friday night and whether or not connections were missed) was probably just due to the sheer overload that most of the passengers probably missed their connections.

Second--for some reason I decided to retry soy milk. I think it's all those Silk commercials on. They are all like "it's delicious." I remember my first try I didn't think it was good, but it's been years so I thought I'd give it another go around. I tried it with some cereal. There was this taste that I thought was due to the cereal (it's a more "healthy" cereal...with loads of fiber and probiotics...and seriously after just a few days I swear my innards are all happy and crap). But I put the soy milk in my coffee...and that taste is there too. After I finish this carton of soy milk...I'm back to cow milk!

Third--The powers that be when it comes to research...are messing with me! My experiments are moving along....getting data...the end (of grad school for me) is nearing...and then the machine messes up. So I have to postpone experiments until the machine is fixed. Plus I need to repeat the last few experiments to see if my data was affected by the machine issue or not. GAAAAHHHHH!

Fourth--my favorite instructor girl at my gym has a tshirt she got for a specific class that reads "consider your butt already kicked." Oh...I am in for it tonight! My muscles are going to be soooo angry come Sunday. Hee!

Fifth--this election needs to be over with. I am sick of politics...I just want it to be done (and to know if I need to shift my post-doc hunt to Europe). But, that being said, I have never been so involved in politics before. I have gone to rallies, tomorrow morning I'll be canvasing for a campaign. I have never been so invested in one part winning before. So people, get informed on the candidates and VOTE!

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Flying the Unfriendly Skies (aka...a long rant)

I no longer like U.S. Airways.

I was heading out of Greensboro to (eventually) FL. I had a little hopper flight between Greensboro and Charlotte (the flight is like 25 minutes from take-off to landing). The weather had been yucky that day. Windy and rainy. I was prepared for delays. I am ok with weather delays. You can't do anything about weather delays....cause...it's weather.

So I get to the airport. Get my ticket, go through security, settle down at the gate. So far there is no word of our flight being delayed. The weather isn't bad at this time. They change the gate I am leaving from, that's ok...it's right next door, I can continue reading my book. I can see the plane I will be going on sitting there--I see them filling the fuel tank, starting to load some luggage into it. I just keep reading.

Another flight is boarding their plane at a nearby gate. I hear some gate agent say something about a flight to Charlotte being delayed. I perk up. Some guy sitting closer to this random gate agent person (not associated with the gate I am leaving through) asked what she said. And yup, over her little walkie talkie I hear some mystery person say that Charlotte has delayed our arrival. Now, I know we are delayed...but they have not announced it at the gate.

About 15 minutes later, they finally announce that our departure time is delayed an hour because Charlotte was allegedly shut down earlier in the day and they are trying to get back on schedule. They even say if you have a connecting flight before a certain time that you need to rebook your connecting flight because you won't make it. My connecting flight was abut 30 minutes later than their cutoff, so I was ok for the time being.

I called my parents to let them know that I was delayed, but as of then I would still arrive in Jacksonville on time (barring any other delays) and that I would call back if something changed. I talked to my mom for a little bit and then it was time to board the plane.

We board. We are sitting there. The cabin door is closed. We are still sitting there. I start wondering why we are not backing away from the gate. I look at my watch. It is a little before our departure time...so maybe we have to wait a few minutes. We sit waiting some more. I look at my watch...uh...shouldn't we be leaving? We sit some more. I hear the little alarm/bell thing of the walkway from the gate to the plane coming back towards the plane. That's not good. The cabin door is opened, some guy in the front row gets off. Ok, that was random. We sit there a bit more. Finally a flight attendant announces that we are delayed again and that if anyone is going to miss their connecting flight and don't want to get stuck in Charlotte they can get off the plane now. A lady about 5 rows in front of me yells to know what time we are leaving so that we can know if we will miss our connecting flights (she didn't yell in an angry way...it was more in a "so the flight attendants all standing at the front of the plane can hear me" way...and really, it was a valid question, because at this point we were supposed to leave about 15 minutes ago). Two people from the back of the plane decided to just get off the plane so they went to the front. The yelling lady stopped one of them and asked them to ask the flight attendants what time we were leaving so that people could know if we would miss our connecting flights. The two people get to the front of the plane. They are standing there for a couple of minutes...then get sent back to their seats. On the way back the guy told the yelling lady that they had no idea when we were leaving. Another 5 or so minutes later the flight attendants announce we are having mechanical issues and that should be repaired "shortly." Had we left on time (on time being from our delayed time to begin with) we'd already be in Charlotte at this point.

The lady behind me is calling the airline to see if her connection is on time and to see if she can get her name on a list for a later flight in case she misses her connection (because we still have no idea when we are leaving). The airline tells her that she will have to wait to get to Charlotte, see if she misses her connection...and if she misses it she can rebook then. Oh, fun. This woman's connecting flight was 10 minute before mine and her flight was delayed about 10 minutes. So I figured mine would also be delayed a little bit. And at this point there was nothing I could do because I was stuck on the plane and had no idea when we would leave.

We finally leave (about an hour after getting on the plane). We get into Charlotte. The flight attendant says that if your connecting flight was at x time or earlier, you may or may not have missed your flight. My connecting flight was at time x. At a gate on the opposite side at the airport. And it may or may not be there. Thanks for your wealth of info! As I am getting off the plane I get a text update about my connecting flight saying it is delayed 15 minutes. Which...gives me 15 minutes to try to get on the plane!

I get off the plane and am running barefoot through the Charlotte airport (I had on flip flops and they don't just lend themselves to running). I'm sure I looked crazy, but it's that crazy "that girl is trying not to miss her flight!" I get to the gate--there is one guy who got there before me and he just says "flight to Jax?" and the gate agent says (without ever looking at us or the about 6 other people who had also gotten to the gate right after me) that it has left and we'll need to rebook. So we all head to the line to rebook. (turns out that text message was wrong and my flight had left on time). In line we are talking and one guy says that our connecting flight was overbooked, so even if we had got there before it actually left all of our seats had probably been given to standby passengers. That's nice. Luckily, there is one more flight for the evening--otherwise there is not one until almost 11am the next morning. A group of 6 going to Jacksonville are right ahead of me in line--they all go together to rebook. I get up to the agent he asks "what?" and I tell him missed my connecting flight to Jax and I need to rebook. I hand him my boarding pass and he types away. Never saying a word. The guy behind me in line (who is also going to Jax) goes to the agent that just dealt with the group of 6. He tells her where he needs to go and she says "oh...there might not be any seats left--I think the last ones were with that group of 6" I'm thinking "NO!!!!WHAT?!?!" The agent dealing with me is still typing away...doesn't even make a sound. I am feeling defeated at this point...then he hands me my new boarding pass with a seat number...I got the last open seat on that plane (the guy behind me who got put on standby was able to get on the flight as well).

At this point I have about an hour to kill, so I go and get something to eat. It was horrible tasting, but it was food. We get on the plane, I am in the middle seat in a row of three, there is a lady at the window. There is a lull in the boarding so we think that maybe the flight isn't full, so as soon as I move over to the aisle seat, another wave of people come, so I move back into the middle. Eventually a girl takes the aisle seat and she is panting and out of breath. She also did the crazy person run across the airport. They held this flight a little longer, but I think it was because it was the last flight to Jax for the night and they were being nice and letting some late arrivers get there. Luckily the flight went by quickly since the three of us in our row chatted the entire time. So that was a nice thing!

I finally get to Jax, about 2.5 hours after my original scheduled time.

I figured my return flights would be ok, because the weather on both ends was great. My morning flight out of Jax was full, which they told us every 5 minutes over the PA. They wanted you to know that you had to board with your assigned zone. That if you were carrying on 2 bags, to put the larger bag in the overhead and the smaller one under the seat in front of you. Etc etc. But we got all boarded and were on our way.

I get to Charlotte, leisurely walk to my gate (no sprinting this time, wee!). It's getting to that time when we should be boarding. There is no plane at the gate. Finally a plane gets to the gate--those people get off, they start refueling the plane and the new flight crew gets on. Ok, we should be boarding soon. We are supposed to leave in about 20 minutes. In 10 minutes. NOW. I finally got up and went to the bathroom. As I was walking back to the gate, the gate now says that we are leaving later. Thanks, for announcing this gate people. We are waiting even more. The time for our delayed departure time comes. And goes. They have not said another word. I happen to look out the window and there is now a guy working on one of the engines. The man sitting next to me at the gate happens to see this at the same time and says "I guess we're not leaving any time soon..." I happened to look across the terminal and see there is another flight leaving for Greensboro in about 1.5 hours. I make a joke that maybe that later flight would get us into Greensboro faster. The man looks over, gets on his phone and he's considering rebooking on that flight! Hee. Before he can decide whether to rebook or not, the gate agent announces a gate change for us. yay! We don't have to wait for the plane to be fixed! The mass of people all go down to the new gate...but there isn't a plane there. Some other random guy goes "uh...did they realize there is no plane at this gate?" So we sit down and about 10 minutes later they announce that the flight that was originally supposed to leave out of this gate has now moved. So a handful of people get up and go. About 10 minutes later a plane comes up to the gate. They get off, we wait. And wait and wait. The flight crew walk across from the old plane to the new plane. Then some other random flight crew comes up. The gate agent comes out to them with some papers, points to some stuff and the random flight crew head to the broken plane. They finally start boarding. I am so happy I am in row 2 so that when this sucker lands I am off the plane immediately. We load and then we sit and wait longer because there was some issue with the number of passengers scanned on the plane and the number of people on the plane...and a couple of people tried to get on the wrong flight. The flight attendants were saying nasty things about the gate people being stupid. Finally, they close the cabin door. The guy sitting next to me is like "well...that's a good sign" I wanted to say "last time that happened on this flight we sat on the plane for an hour...." We wait a bit more. I make a joke about the later Greensboro flight and our flight having to race to see who could get to Greensboro faster. (hey...I liked my joke! hee...but seriously...the later Greensboro flight was most likely boarding before we took off)

We finally move. We get to Greensboro (about 2 hours late). I all but run off the plane and out of the airport. I am seriously irritated with U.S. Airways. Not for the delays, per se, but the fact that they didn't tell us ANYTHING. They would tell us we were delayed after we sat there wondering what in the world was going on for 20 minutes. When we could find out we were delayed from other sources except the gate person. And also, when 1/2 of my flights (over the span of 3 days) have mechanical issues with the planes, um...that's not a good record. Especially when those were not the first flight of the day and those planes had recently landed from coming from elsewhere. I've been delayed on other airlines, but they generally try to let those people know or have someone at the gate to answer questions right when you get off the plane as opposed to letting you run across the airport in a futile attempt to make a plane that left 10 minutes ago. I need to call the company I booked my flight through (that provided me with flight updates) to see where exactly they get their flight updates from and how come I only got 5 flight updates the entire trip (four saying that all 4 flight were leaving on time as well as the one (wrong) update saying a flight was delayed). And then to call U.S. Airways to tell them that they need to actually keep passengers informed of what is going on when there are delays so that we all aren't just sitting there wondering what the hell is going on and getting frustrated because we don't know anything (but I'll be nice about it). I had less than 3 hours of total flying time and about 4.5 hours of delays.

I know that this is a mild flying frustration. I know there are worse stories, but this is one that didn't need to be frustrating. And that frustrates me. But rant over!